33 Witty Marriage Memes for Newlywed Couples

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    The face you make when you realize marriage means sharing your closet space OW130
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    When you get in your car after your wife drives it 9
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    Expectation vs. reality doing anything in our new home with my husband Pivot, pivot, pivot. Shut up, shut up, shut up!
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    Newly Married couple Next Day after marriage Married girl status : Best Hubby in the World
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    I lost track of my husband while shopping, but I'm pretty sure he's in the area
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    When he googles it and you were right
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    When she breaks his hand But he can't wear his ring ONB ONBONGO
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    Me, walking through the kitchen closing all of the cabinets my husband leaves open
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    Wife driving my new car: Hey Babe, what does it mean when this light comes on? Married Memes
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    My husband looking for anything in our house.
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    When she did her hair and make up and spent $234.71 on lingerie to see me stand at the end of the bed like….. tingi itek SKICK HIRD NWA TELEVISION HEAVYWEIGHT RES 201 om dif 145 p 141 WISS JESTLEMANIA
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    Me: let's cut down on spending Wife: okay Also my wife:
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    Sending my husband Tik Toks at 2am while he's snoring his off next to me
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    When it took her 2 hours to get ready but she's rushing you to put your shoes on.
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    If she tells you to go "have fun" and her face look like this...do not go to have fun
  • 16
    Husband: Sundays are so relaxing. Me after cleaning the entire house and folding a week's worth of clothes:
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    My wife: Why don't you help me more with dinner? My wife, when I help her: MOVE!
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    The Wife when I show her the Target credit card bill
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    When your girl keeps touching you with her cold feet in bed Om left hand
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    When you wake up freezing in the middle of the night with no covers and look over at bae who is like
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    International Symbol for Marriage $
  • 22
    Me at 4am to my husband: say 5 things you love about me and why
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    Me: It would be nice if you helped more Husband: *Starts folding towels in half instead of into thirds* Me: Mmm-hmm. Everything's fine. It's okay. I'm fine.
  • 24
    When your wife texts you that she's 5 minutes out and needs your help with groceries and you've been sat like this for the last 6 hours cult_papa
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    Wife: you're emotionally exhausting Me: I am aware of the effect I have on women.
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    Wife: Can you take the trash out? Husband: Yeah just one sec Wife: Nvm I'll do it my I self Husband: And, here. we. go.
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    *Sleeping with my wife* Me trying to hold on to my half of the blanket
  • 28
    Marriage is being annoyed they had to ask if you're annoyed
  • 29
    C Seven years of marriage VS two months boredpanda.com
  • 30
    I ain't tryna start no buuuuuuut... YALL BETTER DISCUSS AC TEMPERATURE BEFORE GETTING MARRIED.
  • 31
    mark @TheCatWhisprer SPOUSE 1: *wakes up* SPOUSE 2: [already wide awake] good morning, here is a list of all the things you did in your sleep last night
  • 32
    There are two types of people in the world: - "It's already 10pm" and - "It's only 10pm" and they marry each other.
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    Dan Regan @Social Mime Some couples exercise together. My wife and I send each other articles when we're sitting in the same room.

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